Bedroom Products : kikidm.com

*Warning, some links NSFW*

I was looking for some new pillows because I get the feeling that its going to happen some time this month with the Taiwanese girl I met at the New Huevos show, and I stumbled upon kiki's pretty randomly via cribcandy (cribcandy is super awesome by the way). I was pretty shocked (I guess it happens easily) by the site. Kiki's is geared toward some fairly risqué items; they sell some pretty wild sex toys, sexy lingerie, and even stylish little video cameras to film the, ahem, event with. They even have some sex items, that I even don't understand: the $125 condom holder. What the fuck is that?

Well, I won't be buying any of those. First, I don't even know what a cock-ring is used for or why you'd want to spend $800 on one, and I certainly do not want you to email me to tell me. Second, I don't think girls actually want you to buy them lingerie, unless you have a pretty particular relationship. I think you'd be better off buying them jewelry, an ipod or basically any thing else you can think of unless your sure she wants lingerie. Even then, don't give it to her for Christmas or her birthday. Finally, I'm not buying a tiny camera because I wouldn't want my celebrity sex tape to blow out my burgeoning celebrity. Plus I already have one.

But I do recommend these items which are, infact, very cool, very stylish and even useful. These $25 tea sets (upper right) are pretty stylish and probably make awesome gifts. This poker set looks pretty cool, but it doesn't say how many chips it comes with and at $225 I'll stick with the chips I got free from party poker. Oddly, the poker set comes with rules for basic five card draw. Who plays that? I guess, though, if you need rules for hold 'em then you probably ought to buy a cheap set because someone is going to take your money. Invite me over!

This cashmere blanket (left, $500) seems like it'll impress her, but I think in tandem with these boudiour pillows, I'd probably look like sort of a freak. And it it turns out she likes a freak, well, I'll know where to get the whips and blindfolds.